Dear Walt Disney Corporation,

Please stop making unadulterated shit. I realize that you are forced to be politically correct in the most morally bankrupt society our nation’s soil has ever seen, but I don’t think resorting to poop and peepee jokes is the answer.

I don’t care if you can’t think of anything original like Pixar. Keep remaking old stories into movies. Even Mulan and Pocahontas are really pretty good.

Parents: WE HAVE TO STOP TAKING OUR CHILDREN TO ANY AND EVERY MOVIE MADE FOR THEIR DEMOGRAPHIC AND PUTTING FOOD IN THE MOUTHS OF PEOPLE WHO THINK IT IS OKAY TO MAKE THIS CRAP.

Thanks.